Even though Brian and Johnny were so excited to go to the castle, the car ride was as dull as a turtle in a stock car race. All they basically did was sleep, eat, talk and stop for gas and food. When they were halfway there, it was 12 pm. Then suddenly, they got hit by something.
"Oh my god, what was that?" exclaimed Brian's sister.
"I have no idea," said his father.
Then his father slowly got out of the car and walked towards the front. There were claw marks the size of ten bears covered in blood on the hood of the car. There were no signs of animals anywhere, except for birds and bats.
"What happened," questioned Brian's mom.
"It looks like claws destroyed the whole front end!" replied Johnny.
"Well aren't you fast," joked Christine.
"That's enough fighting," Brian's mom friskly said.
"Does anyone have a cell phone?" asked his father.
"I do," exclaimed Brain, "who are you going to call?"
"The police!"
As soon as the police got there, the officer asked,
"What's the problem sir?"
"Something hit the hood of our car."
"Do you know what hit it," asked the officer.
"We have no idea!" exclaimed Brian.
"Well, is anything damaged?"
"No," said his father, "just the hood."
"Well, in that case, just drive 20 miles, there's a repair shop there."
After the car was repaired, they kept driving. When they got out of the city, the asphalt on the road was completely destroyed. There were car parts everywhere. There was red sheep wool all over the buildings and the used-to-be road. Then Brian said,
"Dang! What happened here?"
"Looks like a typhoon hit then came back for a second round," replied Johnny.
AFter they got over the used-to-be road, they were at the castle. It was as black as space with no stars, planets or moons. It had scary towers that looked like jagged fangs, covered in red blood dried over centuries.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Black Castle Chp 1 continued
As soon as Brian heard that, he darted straight up to his room and started packing. Then his father yelled, "Brian, you can also take a friend with you!" Brian was so hypter from the good news, he couldnt' think of what to do.
Two days have passed. Brian was taking his best friend, Johnny Turnbuckle. "Is everybody packed?", asked his mother. "Yes," everyone replied. "Well I was just making sure everyone was packed."
Two days have passed. Brian was taking his best friend, Johnny Turnbuckle. "Is everybody packed?", asked his mother. "Yes," everyone replied. "Well I was just making sure everyone was packed."
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
bob say hi
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peeps how are you doing everyone but Fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peeps how are you doing everyone but Fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Bob, from Fox
Bob, you are still being sued for several million dollars. You missed our last meeting. I will see you in court next week. Please stop blowing up buildings where you work. Maybe you should retire.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Chapter One
A thousand years have passed and everybody had forgotten about the Black Castle of Kayor.
2008, UK. As the schoolbell rings, the kids run out screaming, and the very last person to get out is Brian McClain. As he slowly walks towards his house on Royal Street, even though the other kids are screaming about the last day of school, Brian does not feel their enthusiasm. Brian does not like the last day of school, because for every summer vacation, his father takes them someplace he does not like. When he walks into his house, he walks by his sister, Christine, on the phone talking to "who cares." Then he slowly walks up to his room, which is designed with castles and swords (he likes the middle ages.) He falls to his bed, "I wish school would never end."
Then downstairs, he hears the door shut. "Brian, get down here! Help me with the groceries, Christine get off the phone." Brian now knows that his mom is home, and is not looking forward to his dad coming. When he goes downstairs, he hears Hunter, the dog, barking at the door. "Brian, let Hunter in," demands Christine. When he opens the door, Hunter shoots in like a rocket-propelled bullet. Then Brian hears the garage door opening. He just knows it's his dad. "Why couldn't it be another two hours or so," Brian moans. When he hears the garage door starting to shut, Brian bolts up to his room, gets his ipod and turns it to full volume so he doesn't hear his dad say anything.
Then when his bedroom door opens, his mom tells him to come downstairs. Brian thinks, "Please make this vacation more fun than the last one." More fun than staying in a one-star hotel in Germany, or better than flying to Disneyworld in a rundown airplane. Hopefully its not another cruise trip with people who speak different languages and not even 1% of English.
While everyone is sitting in the family room, Brian quietly joins them. Then his father begins to talk. "Everybody, guess where we're going." Christine says, "The airway to boredome?" "No," remarks his father, "we're going to a castle for summer vacation." "What!?," exclaims everybody. "Yep, we're all going to a castle and their is no charge. No one else is going to be there except us, the sky and the water. So start packing, we're leaving in two days."
2008, UK. As the schoolbell rings, the kids run out screaming, and the very last person to get out is Brian McClain. As he slowly walks towards his house on Royal Street, even though the other kids are screaming about the last day of school, Brian does not feel their enthusiasm. Brian does not like the last day of school, because for every summer vacation, his father takes them someplace he does not like. When he walks into his house, he walks by his sister, Christine, on the phone talking to "who cares." Then he slowly walks up to his room, which is designed with castles and swords (he likes the middle ages.) He falls to his bed, "I wish school would never end."
Then downstairs, he hears the door shut. "Brian, get down here! Help me with the groceries, Christine get off the phone." Brian now knows that his mom is home, and is not looking forward to his dad coming. When he goes downstairs, he hears Hunter, the dog, barking at the door. "Brian, let Hunter in," demands Christine. When he opens the door, Hunter shoots in like a rocket-propelled bullet. Then Brian hears the garage door opening. He just knows it's his dad. "Why couldn't it be another two hours or so," Brian moans. When he hears the garage door starting to shut, Brian bolts up to his room, gets his ipod and turns it to full volume so he doesn't hear his dad say anything.
Then when his bedroom door opens, his mom tells him to come downstairs. Brian thinks, "Please make this vacation more fun than the last one." More fun than staying in a one-star hotel in Germany, or better than flying to Disneyworld in a rundown airplane. Hopefully its not another cruise trip with people who speak different languages and not even 1% of English.
While everyone is sitting in the family room, Brian quietly joins them. Then his father begins to talk. "Everybody, guess where we're going." Christine says, "The airway to boredome?" "No," remarks his father, "we're going to a castle for summer vacation." "What!?," exclaims everybody. "Yep, we're all going to a castle and their is no charge. No one else is going to be there except us, the sky and the water. So start packing, we're leaving in two days."
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Black castle
Long ago in England, There was a mighty dragon named Kayor who was as black as the night sky. his scales were the size of bloody tombstones. no man could defeat him until the wielder of Soul reaper came in the last battle against Kayor. they fought through day and night, hail and lightning until Soulreaper was standing.
They buried Kayor's corpse in the black castle of souls, so that Kayor's soul would never escape.
when the weilder of soul reaper died, they put his sword inside a secret camber so if needed it would slay Kayor's dead soul.
They buried Kayor's corpse in the black castle of souls, so that Kayor's soul would never escape.
when the weilder of soul reaper died, they put his sword inside a secret camber so if needed it would slay Kayor's dead soul.
Monday, April 28, 2008
To chicken
hi chicken, I am doing well today except that I almost got burned up in a fire at work. Then I got fired. Now I have to find a new job. Do you know of anyone hiring? Thanks
Bob the Blob
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Fire!!!!!!!!!
A mysterious fire at Bloberbees was caused by unknown reasons. the fire started in the kitchen at 3:42 am. Police suspect the fire caused by one of the ovens when the chef turned his back for to long and the stove was engulfed in flames. The flames caught the wall on fire, which caught the celling on fire, thus causing a chain reaction with the gas pipes. The building was burnt to the ground upside down. Only one person is missing, Bob the Blob
Monday, April 14, 2008
Weather
Todays weather is going to be 99.9% chance of tornadeos. High of 999999 deigrees low of -199999. tomorow make sure you bring your hard hat because there's a chance of falling bowling balls and TNT. High of 80 deigrees and low of -1000000.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Explosion
At 2:33 pm this Bloberday a mysterious explosion destroyed Blobical Engineers. There were 90 people wounded and only 0.1% escaped without injury. The only person known at the accident
who could have caused the explosion was bob the blob, splattered on to the wall 10 miles away.
Bob is being sued by the owner of Blobical Engineers for 10,000,000 bloblers$. According to Bob he did not cause the explosion on purpose. "They did not lable the cemicals right. " the lawyer of owner of blobical engineers is Fox Mcfoxingham. Who will win?who will lose?who will care?
who could have caused the explosion was bob the blob, splattered on to the wall 10 miles away.
Bob is being sued by the owner of Blobical Engineers for 10,000,000 bloblers$. According to Bob he did not cause the explosion on purpose. "They did not lable the cemicals right. " the lawyer of owner of blobical engineers is Fox Mcfoxingham. Who will win?who will lose?who will care?
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
From Bob and BFF Alex
From Bobs point of veiw: Hi i am Bob the blob and I'm the one who came up with the idea for this comic with my BFF Alex.So visit this site every week for new postings.
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